As one commenter said, however: the test for homosexuality is your choice of sex partner. If you choose same sex, you are gay. I am not referring to situational choices, but long-term yearnings.

The Pistol fires back: Thanks for weighing in, Lisa. I appreciate the Jungian reference.

The “Test” goes something like this:

Question 1:

Are you Gay?

That is the only question that matters, the response is either yes or no. Period. Everything else is fluff.

Now if you mean “How feminine are you?” or “By societal standards, how flamboyant are you?” then that is quite a different matter. These qualities you seem to attribute to the homosexual is based on stereotype and what society has qualified. That “test” would be as absurd as to ask someone how “straight” they think they are.

Love

For the “test”:

Have you ever had a crush on someone who turned out to be gay?

This will come as a big shock, but several of the guys in the production who are real dancers are gay, and we share a big changing room. Oddly, this “Bible-believing homophobe” got along great with everyone and treated them like normal people. I forgot to read the part of the script that said I had to have an irrational fear of them. Go figure ;-).