Thanks to Shawn Anthony at Lo-Fi Tribe, I have been deemed worthy of joining an exclusive club of scribes at this nifty site – The Daily Scribe. Check it out. Currently, I am listed as “The Client” because I’ve yet to figure out how to submit bio info (WordPress doesn’t want to send me my forgotten password.)
I thought it appropriate, given such a high honor, that I compose an acceptance speech, so here goes….
“Fellow bloggers, bloggettes, and baby blogs, it is with great pride and even more humility that I accept the honor of membership in “The Daily Scribe” club. It has been a long and tedious road to get here.
I was 8 years old when I joined my first club. It had a bunch of mostly older boys from my neighborhood. To get in, you had to be locked in a closet, have baseballs thrown at you, and eat a bowl full of dog food. I haven’t asked, but I’m going to assume there is no comparable initiation into “The Daily Scribe” club. If so, I may need to rethink my decision. Either that, or step up my regiment of therapy.
I want to assure you that, as a club member, I will do everything in my power to uphold the time-honored traditions, the high standards, and the impeccable reputation of “The Daily Scribe” club (once I know just what these are). On second thought, maybe I should say I’ll try to keep doing whatever it is I’ve been doing to get into the club in the first place. On third thought, all bets are off. I’m making no promises. Promises are for politicians and Lord knows I’m no politician (though I was recognized as ”Class Politician” by my senior high school classmates – a lot of good that did me.)
Finally, a word to those of you who have yet to attain such lofty peaks as being a member of “The Daily Scribe” club, hang in there. Aim high. Shoot low. Pursue your dreams. Never give up. Anything can happen. Take 3000 mg of Fish Oil everyday. And above all, keep coming back for “Necessary Therapy“
LOL! That’s the best acceptance speech I have ever read. Wonderful! Keep up the great work! Peace.
Good job! Congratulations…what an honor.
One of my friends is also a member. Brian Miller. (I see his post right under yours on the front page of the site.)
Alas, maybe some day I’ll be good enough.
The Pistol fires back: Yeah, I don’t know the selection process, but I can assure you I didn’t have to strip naked, bend over, get whacked and say, “Thank you, sir, may I have another.”
3000mg of fish oil! that’s a lotta fish! lol
The Pistol fires back: Yes, but I want you to know no fish were harmed in the writing of this post.